i need to hire someone full-time to stand behind me and tell me not to buy things
*AGGRESSIVELY PRESSES BUTTON*
What does you mean with “but”?!
BRING ALL OF THEM
"So…what’s your real name, lass?"
”Mary Read to my mum. And them I call friends.”
Quick genderswapped sketch of a scene from the first Thor movie!
school is actually just a game to test how much pressure and stress you can handle before breaking down
The Learning Games
"Cartoons? Isn’t that for kids?" I look up and smile " Yes it is" Suddenly my appearance shifts and shrinks as I become a child. All my money turns to monopoly money and all my bills are gone. My adult responsibilities vanish, finally the spell is broken, and I am free.
I usually have two or more sets of headcanons with characters
Headcanon A: what I think realistically
Headcanon B: what I think is fucking hilarious
C: what is heart-crushing and awful but fun to inflict on friends
that falls under hilarious